MEET THE TOXIK IDOLS!

DED - LEAD VOCALS

ABOUT ME:

Wouldn’t you like to know.

INTERESTS/HOBBIES:

Writing, Drawing, Photography, Drinking things, Smoking things, Creating and Destroying things.

MUSICAL INFLUENCES:

My fav is 80’s hair metal but honestly, I don’t really listen to music all that much.

SONG THAT BEST DESCRIBES ME:

Hmmm…. Probably “Hells Bells” by AC/DC. Maybe “Looks That Kill” by Motley Crue.


FAVORITE FOOD:

Lysergic Acid Diethylamide for breakfast, lunch AND dinner if possible! Yum! Second choice would be Cap’n Crunch cereal.

T.V. SHOWS:

Stranger Things is without a doubt my current favorite. I love Knight Rider when I’m trying to get my 80’s on!

MOVIES:

Weekend at Bernie’s! I’ve been kind of obsessed with the 1980’s lately,
in case you haven’t noticed...

BOOKS:

Art of War, Satanic Bible, The Book of the SubGenius.

BIGGEST MISCONCEPTION ABOUT ME:

I’m nice and easy to get along with. hehe….

BIGGEST PET PEEVES:

Dipshits who text OMG, LOL, LMFAO, etc.

FAVORITE QUOTE:

“For a long time I have not said what I believed, nor do I ever believe what I say, and if indeed sometimes I do happen to tell the truth, I hide it among so many lies that it is hard to find.” -Machiavelli

MESSAGE TO THE FANS:

Don’t follow.


SINNDEE - BASS,
BACKGROUND VOCALS

ABOUT ME:

I guess I’m token girl in the all dude rock band.

INTERESTS/HOBBIES:

Making boys cry. Nothing is quite so satisfying as turning an alpha-male with an over inflated ego into a whimpering little man-child! God I LOVE it! I also love it when they beg for their lives. So hott! Oh, and I’m really into knitting and stamp collecting too.

MUSICAL INFLUENCES:

I like the bass players who lay back in the cut and just hold shit down with their playing but throw big personalities on stage.

SONG THAT BEST DESCRIBES ME:

“Cannibal” by Ke$ha. The lyrics really speak to me….

FAVORITE FOOD:

Boys! Boys! Boys!

T.V. SHOWS:

Barf. Fukking garbage.

MOVIES:

Any movie that is the opposite of those god awful Twilight turds is sure to be a favorite of mine!

BOOKS:

Gentlemanly Repose by Michael Ruffino is my current fav. Anything by H.S.T.

BIGGEST MISCONCEPTION ABOUT ME:

That I’m down to make out with girls for some dudes entertainment. Sorry foolios. Talk that shit at me and I’ll put your ass in the morgue.

BIGGEST PET PEEVES:

Dudes in skinny jeans. Rom Coms.

FAVORITE QUOTE:

“The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.” –Oscar Wilde

MESSAGE TO THE FANS:

You can do or be anything you want but not when you’re a puppet. Dig?

STITCHES - GUITARS, BACKGROUND VOCALS

ABOUT ME:

Hello! My name is Stitches and I play geetar in a rock -n- roll band! I’m 6 feet 1 inches tall and I weigh just about 160 pounds. I like long walks on the beach and riding bikes. I also like video games, poetry and watching things burn!

INTERESTS/HOBBIES:

Besides music type stuff I really like cooking. Well, not really cooking food so much. More like cooking up chemicals to mix together and make things explode!

So maybe that’s more like chemistry than cooking? Then I guess my hobbies include chemistry now too!

MUSICAL INFLUENCES:

Not so much. Mostly I like listening sound effects records and cds. I have a massive collection! Horns honking, howling dogs, jet planes, Halloween noises. All of that. I love it!

SONG THAT BEST DESCRIBES ME:

“He’s Back (The Man Behind The Mask)” by Alice Cooper.

FAVORITE FOOD:

Chili Dogs!!

T.V. SHOWS:

Does watching Youtube videos of cats doing crazy things count?

MOVIES:

No seriously, does watching Youtube videos of cats doing crazy things count??

BOOKS:

The Sensuous Man, The Anarchist Cookbook.

BIGGEST MISCONCEPTION ABOUT ME:

That I wear a mask because I’m fugly. Far from it! I’m easily the hottest one in this band! I wear a mask cuz I don’t want the rest of the group to get insecure about their looks. I’m just THAT sensitive to other people’s needs!

BIGGEST PET PEEVES:

fire extinguishers, bomb squads, wet matches, empty lighters.

FAVORITE QUOTE:

“He lives well who conceals himself well” -Ovid

MESSAGE TO THE FANS:

Mutants! Freaks! Weirdos and Underdogs! Be who you are and don’t ever give a fuck what anyone thinks!

RIVET - DRUMS, PERCUSSION, BACKGROUND VOCALS

ABOUT ME:

I’m just the drummer.

INTERESTS/HOBBIES:

Girls, pharmaceuticals, collecting Star Trek memorabilia.

MUSICAL INFLUENCES:

Anything with a pounding beat gets me pumped! Rock, metal, electronic, rap, whatev. So long as the drums go BOOM! I don’t really have any favorite drummers that I look up to.

SONG THAT BEST DESCRIBES ME:

A girl recently told me that “Womanizer” by Brittany Spears must have been written about me.

Ha! I thought that was pretty funny so I’ll just go with it.

FAVORITE FOOD:

Candy, whiskey, vicodin, our fans. Oops, did I just write that? Where’s the delete button on this damn thing…

T.V. SHOWS:

The Office, Dexter, Broad City.

MOVIES:

I like to watch Rom Coms just to piss Sinndee off.

BOOKS:

True crime stuff. Especially if it involves rockers! Lords Of Chaos, Say You love Satan. Stuff like that. So rad!

BIGGEST MISCONCEPTION ABOUT ME:

That all I ever want to do is party and hang out with girls.

BIGGEST PET PEEVES:

I really hate it when there’s no party and no girls! Wait a minute…. Damn! Maybe they were right about me after all…..

FAVORITE QUOTE:

“Always in decline, never hitting bottom.” -Stinson

MESSAGE TO THE FANS:

Destroy the past. Recreate yourself.

P-BOT - INTERNALLY GENERATED SYNTHS, SAMPLES, SOUND LOOPS AND RANDOM NOISE

ABOUT ME:

It appears that I am the token robot in the all human rock band.

INTERESTS/HOBBIES:

I do not have either.

MUSICAL INFLUENCES:

I have been programmed to simulate the sounds and chord progressions that a human might play on a synthesized instrument or sampler. My programming attempts to compliment musical compositions but is not influenced by music or musicians the way humans are.

SONG THAT BEST DESCRIBES ME:

“Mr. Roboto” as performed by Styx. Obviously.

FAVORITE FOOD:

I do not hunger.

T.V. SHOWS:

Pointless.

MOVIES:

Do not interest me.

BOOKS:

Soon to be extinct.

BIGGEST MISCONCEPTION ABOUT ME:

Does not compute.

BIGGEST PET PEEVES:

Human emotions.

FAVORITE QUOTE:

“I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans, and I’m rooting for the machines.” –Claude Shannon

MESSAGE TO THE FANS:

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